Q: no, I don't mean puking sick. Or faking sick. I mean true illness. Feeling sick is only going to help me if I get sick along with it. I want to get sick, because I don't feel able to face a group of people who I know hate me (or at least feel I'm extremely stupid). I'll have to deal with them eventually, but I just need a break. Especially since they're wanting me to be around them for extra long tomorrow. I don't think I can mentally stand it right now. I'm not of legal age and that would be extremely awkward/illegal to walk into the doctor's office with a massive hangover.
A: lick people's shoes (inside of them) until you feel sick?