Q: I have recently smoked some marijuana (about 2 days ago), and i might have a physical in the next couple of days. I was wondering if Kaiser Permanente does a THC urine test for physicals. Help is greatly wanted ok i get that i shouldnt be smoking. just please answer the question and stop giving life lessons. i know what i am doing and the last thing i need is for someone to tell me whats so bad about it
A: You could always buy one of those 'pass any urine test' available at most smoke shops and follow the instructions carefully. Understand that your body may be different than the person for whom the directions were intended, but don't deviate too much. You may not be tested, but I recommending this as a precaution. You should be advised whether you will be providing a drug sample, but I'm sure the medical industry can do anything with your sample that the company paying for the test tells them to. If you were paying for the urine analysis test - only you would be entitled to receiving the results; well, you and anyone else you authorize to receive the information, but again, that's only if you're paying for it. The more body fat you have, the more likely the test may appear to show that you ingested the marijuana a long time ago; the less fat you have, the more recent the ingestion will appear due to the higher THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) count in your bloodstream. I would conclude that lack of education in chemistry and biology would justify lack of a definitive solution, but I hope your local smoke shop can help you inexpensively and effectively just in case. Horticulture and self-medication should not be a crime, such criminalization is un-American!