Q: do ye stare at your eyelids coz i know i do and it hurts like hell! when the alarm goes off on your mobile and ye hit it to set the snooze and ye try to set it to go off later and your here pressin through the menus and settin it up when you realise that you are still dreaming and think your looking at your mobile but in reality you've just picked up your mobile hit a bunch of keys and sent the last txt message forwarded to your boss! and just woken up to see the phone in your hand sayin message sent? has that happend any of use?

A: BUIICKK!! Your grammar just sent me over the edge. Thanks, I've been nauseous all day.